Revelations.

The best solution to a problem is not to have the problem at all.
The second best solution is to willingly accept the problem and see it as a challenge.
The third best solution is to know that the problem is just a monster under the bed: it is not real.

Sympathy for the devil.

M: How can you know so much about some other country's folklore?
J: Well, I'm older than you.

It doesn't matter how confident you look about it's quality. I'm not paying $30 for a tiny cardboard box, ma'm!